We just made some killer new Dirtnap tees, and have decided to make them exclusively available to new and existing Patreon subscribers.

All you have to do is sign up and we’ll mail you a FREE shirt of a color and size of your choosing! What a deal!

Not yet a Patreon subscriber? Sign up HERE.

Already a Patreon subscriber? No worries, just drop us a message indicating your color/size and mailing address, and we’ll send one right out!

We’re going to try to do something like this every 2-3 months, so stay subscribed to get even more free stuff!

Sizes S-XL. Colors/sizes subject to availability. Free shipping in US only, sorry. Offer expires 11/15/21.